me: hey im feeling sick today i cant come to skool

school office: why

me: im coming down w/ the dunk fever 

school office: u are lying

me: image

school office: wow i am a bitch, take 3 weeks off

(Source: dahliasheng)




Benedict Cumberbatch wearing a shirt screen printed with Sherlock Hemlock, one of the Sesame Street Muppets. You’re welcome.

I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you. I was distracted by his arms.

Cute t-shirt (on a related note, I miss watching the Muppets… Here’s your useless fact-about-me of the day :D).

  1. Camera: Canon PowerShot G9
  2. Aperture: f/3.2
  3. Exposure: 1/8th
  4. Focal Length: 12mm
  • Steve and Bucky having sleepovers as kids on couch cushions (◡‿◡✿)
  • Bucky and Steve beating up bullies(✿◠‿◠)
  • Bucky comforting Steve after his mother's death(✿◠‿◠)
  • Steve and Bucky fighting side by side(◡‿◡✿)
  • Steve and Bucky being best bros(✿◠‿◠)
  • Bucky and Steve saving each other's lives(。◕‿◕。)
  • STEVE AND BUCKY(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧


When Steve dropped his shield into the ocean

  • Bucky: Surprise, Bitch
  • Bucky: I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me


Have you given any thought to what your fans’ nicknames are gonna be called? (x)